This is my sister. She's the kind of person who sends you an iPhone photo of herself grinning like the Cheshire Cat when she buys your book. I adore her.
I really should send her on tour in my place. For one thing, she's a natural-born stand-up comedienne, so you'd get way more bang for your buck. Also, there's enough of a family resemblance I'm pretty sure my publisher wouldn't notice the difference.